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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 06:49

What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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Dr No

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

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